Rated 4.59 : March IDEA Box : Cruise tourism

When we stop at the ports, then we all don our shorts And watch all the natives at play. Then we eat all the dishes made from tropical fishes, And some of us wish we could stay.

We are living like kings, and we drink frozen things As we lounge on the deck in the sun. We put oil on our backs, then they offer us snacks. We never had so much pure fun.

We have lunched on the sea, had the afternoon tea With cookies and ice cream as well. Then, at dinner, partake of both lobster and steak. Those last three desserts all are swell.

We are eating our way from the dock through the bay Cruising out on the fabulous sea. We're a giant afloat, a magnificent boat As we top off our dining with brie.

Then, at last, to home port, Oh the cruise was too short, And how all the time just flew by. And it just isn't right that our clothes feel too tight And we just cannot understand why!

We will drink at the bars and dance under the stars To the music of joy and romance. Then we see the fine shows, and it's time now, lord knows To give the late buffet a chance.